Celebrities are notorious for thinking outside the box, and for doing
things that they know will get them noticed on social media. Whether
it’s twerking, starting a Twitter beef or getting caught in a homemade
adult video, there’s no such thing as bad publicity for a star. Which
brings us to the latest trend among celebs, commonly known as riding
loose pickle or going commando, meaning that some stars are choosing not
to we@r boxers, briefs or p@nties.
Here are 7 famous people who let
nothing come between them and their pants, skirts and shorts. Meet these 7 celebrities who don’t wear underwear.
Other than Miley Cyrus, the most likely
person to never we@r underwe@r is Kim Kardashian. Duh. There is nothing
this woman won’t do for even 10 seconds of attention, so you know there
is no way she will leave her home wearing anything to detract from a
full view of the derriere that has made her so much money in the past
few years. Whether she’s wearing a sheer skirt, a sheer dress or
something black and clingy, Kim K is all about making sure she ‘breaks
the Internet.’ You really believe that a woman who came into the public
consciousness via a home-made adult tape would be shy to reveal her
wares now? If anything, she is more rabid than ever to remain in the
limelight now that her two younger sisters, Kendall and Kylie have
shunted her off the front page of the tabloids. And if that’s going to
come from displaying her wears in any way she can, then so be it. The
Kardashian clan, after all, can basically bring the tabloids running
simply by sneezing.
Rihanna is a pop diva who doesn’t like wearing a lot of clothes. She
seems like the kind of person who grudgingly puts something on before
she leaves the house, but only because she knows she might get arrested
for decent indecent exposure. Rihanna probably believes that panties
inhibit her freedom, so going bare is her rebellious response to that
restriction. Sure, it does open you up to a nice breeze but if your
skirt’s too short, then you end up impersonating Marilyn Monroe in the
worst possible way. I mean, we suppose she’s right in a sense. Although
it does make “Love the Way You Lie” take on a double meaning.
J-Lo likes displaying all facets of her
booty, so it’s no surprise that this Latina spitfire isn’t interested in
covering up any more than she has to, meaning that underwear is not an
option. But since J-Lo has such a sculpted behind, it seems almost
criminal for her to have to sheathe it in anything that would deprive
the world of enjoying its full contours. Going bare, in a way, sort of
helps the stylist out too. When you’re not having to cover up underwear,
you’re free to use less fabric in the end. Plus, underwear just doesn’t
quite lend itself to the hot outfits she likes to don, now does it?
Perry has always pushed the envelope when it comes to fashion, music and
opinions, and she’s often talked about how her religious upbringing has
triggered her rebellion. Perry has a strange push-pull with her image,
selling music that’s predicated on being a fun, good girl, yet often
showing up at events in outfits that reveal that she’s not wearing any
panties. Like her good friend Miley Cyrus, Perry is never happier than
when she’s making people talk. And can you blame her? Underwear contour
lines are so tacky. And you want to make sure people are talking about
you for the right reasons.
The former high-end model was married to Orlando Bloom for several
years, and is now an actress. She has shown up on the red carpet several
times clearly not wearing underwear, which shows that she probably does
away with panties in her regular life as well. One thing you notice
with celebs who go without underwear is that they claim they only do it
when they have to slip into form-fitting dresses for big red-carpet
events. But Kerr is an Australian, and they have a much looser
definition of what’s appropriate in every day wear than Americans, so
bet the house that Kerr goes without panties on many occasions. We’re
sure this made Orlando Bloom very, very happy. We would be too. Call the
AC repair guy or the doctor because it’s getting hot in here. There’s a
down under a lot of mates would like to explore.
Hamm has become famous not just for his acting, but also for several
photos that were snapped which strongly indicated that he was riding
commando. Suffice to say that many female admirers were impressed with
what those photos revealed about Hamm’s anatomical dimensions below the
belt. Hamm’s penchant for not wearing drawers apparently got him in
trouble on the “Mad Men” set as producers asked him to stop going
commando because the tight 1960s suits he wore on the show would
showcase much more of his anatomy than viewers may have wanted.
Although, we’re sure a great subset of viewers would have loved it
anyway. Come on, the 60s were all about freedom of expression. And women
certainly loved his expression of it.
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