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Wednesday, August 3, 2016

Bachelor in Paradise Premiere

Bachelor in Paradise
Our favorite completely insane Bachelor vacay has returned for yet another summer of sandy beach loving and hopefully lots of lovely weirdos arguing and communing with animals.
We knew from just the opening credits, which featured Lace falling over while Evan ate a banana and Canadian Daniel doused himself in maple syrup, that this season was going to be a purely joyful mess, and we became even surer of that when further introductions included Evan finally buying himself a new shirt in
order to get his mojo back.Bachelor in Paradise
While at first we were ready to judge these people based on their pasts, it was as we watched Nick Viall worry he might be the runner-up on a show with no runner-up and Chad cuddle his adorable puppy while packing up 40 pounds of protein powder that we made a decision to turn over a new leaf. Let's just let all these lovable wackos make a new first impression on us and see how it goes!
So how did it go? Pretty bad, to be honest, and it's all because of Chad.
At first, our most favorite thing about that premiere was how all of the guys (minus his BFF Canadian Daniel) were terrified of the moment Chad was inevitably going to show up, and all the girls couldn't wait to find out what the guy was really like. We're not sure what that says about the girls or about us, but we really had high hopes for his comeback.

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