Our favorite completely insane Bachelor vacay has returned
for yet another summer of sandy beach loving and hopefully lots of
lovely weirdos arguing and communing with animals.
We knew from
just the opening credits, which featured Lace falling over while Evan
ate a banana and Canadian Daniel doused himself in maple syrup, that
this season was going to be a purely joyful mess, and we became even
surer of that when further introductions included Evan finally buying
himself a new shirt in
order to get his mojo back.
While at first
we were ready to judge these people based on their pasts, it was as we
watched Nick Viall worry he might be the runner-up on a show with no
runner-up and Chad cuddle his adorable puppy while packing up 40 pounds
of protein powder that we made a decision to turn over a new leaf. Let's
just let all these lovable wackos make a new first impression on us and
see how it goes!
So how did it go? Pretty bad, to be honest, and it's all because of Chad.
At
first, our most favorite thing about that premiere was how all of the
guys (minus his BFF Canadian Daniel) were terrified of the moment Chad
was inevitably going to show up, and all the girls couldn't wait to find
out what the guy was really like. We're not sure what that says about
the girls or about us, but we really had high hopes for his comeback.
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